3. Английский юмор о спорте
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Содержание
1. Основные выражения.
2. Спортивная лексика:
- футбольные термины,
- спортивное оборудование,
- настольные игры,
- виды спорта.
3. Английский юмор о спорте.
Sport – Спорт
do you play any sports? ты занимаешься спортом?
yes, I play football . да, я играю в футбол.
tennis теннис
golf гольф
I'm a member of a gym я член спортклуба
no, I'm not particularly sporty нет, я не особенно спортивный
I like watching football мне нравится смотреть футбол
which team do you support? за какую команду ты болеешь?
I support ... я болею за ...
Manchester United «Манчестер Юнайтед»
Chelsea «Челси»
I'm not interested in football меня не интересует футбол
Football terms - Футбольные термины
offside офсайд, положение вне игры
goal гол
shot удар
to score забить гол
net сетка
referee судья
player игрок
penalty пенальти
free kick штрафной удар
goal kick удар от ворот
corner угловой удар
yellow card жёлтая карточка
red card красная карточка
foul нарушение
to send off удалить с поля
darts дротики
snooker вид бильярдной игры
pool пул (род бильярдной игры)
Sports equipment - Спортивное оборудование
golf club клюшка для игры в гольф
tennis racquet теннисная ракетка
squash racquet ракетка для игры в сквош
badminton racquet ракетка для игры в бадминтон
cricket bat бита для игры в крикет
baseball bat бейсбольная бита
ball мяч
football футбольный мяч
rugby ball мяч для игры в регби
boxing glove перчатки для бокса
hockey stick хоккейная клюшка
Table games - Настольные игры
backgammon нарды
chess шахматы
draughts шашки
bridge бридж
poker покер
Card games - Карточные игры
card карта
pack of cards колода карт
hand карты (на руках)
trick взятка
to deal the cards сдавать карты
to cut the cards снимать колоду
to shuffle the cards тасовать карты
suit масть
hearts черви
clubs трефы
diamonds бубны
spades пики
ace туз
king король
queen дама
jack валет
joker джокер
your turn твой (ваш) ход
board game настольная игра
Chess – Шахматы
piece шахматная фигура
king король
queen королева
bishop слон
knight конь
rook or castle ладья
pawn пешка
check шах
checkmate шах и мат
stalemate пат
draw ничья
to castle рокировать(ся)
to take забрать фигурку противника
to capture забрать фигурку противника
to resign сдаваться
your move твой (ваш) ход
good move! хороший ход
Sports
football футбол
rugby регби
cricket крикет
tennis теннис
golf гольф
squash сквош
basketball баскетбол
netball нетбол
volleyball волейбол
badminton бадминтон
table tennis настольный теннис
hockey хоккей
baseball бейсбол
American football американский футбол
ice hockey хоккей на льду
boxing бокс
wrestling борьба
athletics лёгкая атлетика
skiing лыжный спорт
ice skating фигурное катание
fishing рыбная ловля
archery стрельба из лука
hunting охота
shooting стрельба
snowboarding сноуборд
sailing плавание; мореходство
windsurfing виндсёрфинг
surfing сёрфинг
bowls игра в шары
ten-pin bowling боулинг
cycling езда на велосипеде
motor racing гонки
swimming плавание
scuba diving подводное плавание со скубой
martial arts боевые искусства
judo дзюдо
karate каратэ
kick boxing кик-бокс
water skiing водные лыжи
running бег
jogging бег трусцой
walking ходьба
hiking пешие прогулки на природе
mountaineering альпинизм
score счёт, количество очков
to win выиграть
to lose проиграть
to draw сыграть вничью
tennis court теннисный корт
football pitch футбольное поле
cricket ground крикетная площадка
Прочитайте шутки, связанные со спортом и играми
Reproter: Do you like all of your players to be tall coach?
Basketball Coach: A player's height isn't important to me as long as his ears pop when he sits down.
Teacher: Johnny, name the four seasons.
Johnny: Football, basketball, baseball and soccer.
Fan (arriving late): What's the score?
Friend: Eight to five.
Fan: Who's winning?
Friend: Eight.
First fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?
Second fan: No, what was wrong with him?
First fan: He was built upside down!
Manager to wrestler: How'd you ever get out of that hold he had you in?
Wrestler: Well, I saw this finger sticking out, so I bit it. Then I got really mad because my finger hurt so bad!
Manager: Would you like to join me in a cup of coffee?
Wrestler: Gosh, Coach, I don't think we'll both fit!
How did the leper stop the card game?
He threw his hand in.
Why did the basketball wear a bib?
So it wouldn't dribble.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a track-and-field star?
A floppy discus thrower.
All the animals in the jungle decided to form themselves into football teams and play a knockout competition. Over a period of several months, dozens and dozens of teams played each other until the great day dawned or the final match to decide the championship. It was a fast, hard-hitting game. Thousands of animals from miles and miles around had gathered to watch the great event and everyone was shouting with excitement.
The score was seven all and time was running out when Alexander Ant went scorching down the middle. It looked as if he was just about to score when Elias Elephant, from the defending team, squashed Alexander flat as a pancake. The referee - Claude Camel - blew his whistle and came running over.
"You've killed him!" he said to Elias. "That means a penalty - and I'll have to send you out of the game."
"But, I didn't mean to kill him," pleaded the distraught elephant. "I was just trying to trip him!"
Joe: My doctor told me to give up golf?
Jim: Why? Bad heart?
Joe: No. He looked at my scorecard.
Moses, Jesus and this old man are playing golf together. Moses tees off first and drives the ball straight into a pond located on the fairway.
Moses walks out to the pond, parts the waters, walks out with his club and drives the ball up onto the green.
Jesus tees off next. He, too, drives his ball right into the pond. Walking out to the water, Jesus walks across it, reaches down with his club and knocks the ball right on to the green out of the water.
The old man tees up his ball, waves his club, but then falls down, striking the ball with his head. The ball rolls a few feet, but then an earthworm sees it and wraps himself around the ball. An eagle sees the earthworm and dives from the top of a tree to grab the worm, but instead gets the entire golf ball. He flies for a ways, then the ball drops from his mouth and lands right in the cup. A hole-in-one.
Jesus looks over at the old man who is now dusting himself off. Jesus grins and says, "Alright, Dad. Enough fooling around - now let's play some golf."
Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other ran in burst shorts!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
Why do good bowlers bowl so slowly?
So they have time to spare.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Two neighbors were having a chat across the backyard fence. "My son is learning to play football this year," said one mother.
"What position does he play?" asked the other.
"The coach said he's a 'drawback.'"
What's the hardest part about learning to ride a horse?
The ground.
Mom, may I go out and play?
With those holes in your socks?
No. With my baseball.